Deadly Vanilla Sunshine

finalellipsis: I have a bumper sticker that says “Honk if...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:22:09 -0400

I have a bumper sticker that says “Honk if you’re gay for Moleman” but most people just shout “boo-urns” at me

calibrashuns: I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:21:44 -0400

I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THERE CELEBRATING THIS LIZARDS BIRTHDAY

HE HAS A LITTLE PARTY HAT

justobnoxiouslychangingmyurl: budacub: iamtonysexual: all4hurr...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:21:29 -0400

justobnoxiouslychangingmyurl:

budacub:

iamtonysexual:

all4hurricanes:

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…

SOB

what

I laughed way too hard

GOD DAMN IT

EPIC

tumblr go home ur drunk

autumnsnuggles: behindbobsburgers: cinemaissatanschurch: Megan...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:56:21 -0400

autumnsnuggles:

behindbobsburgers:

cinemaissatanschurch:

Megan Mullally, Jenny Slate, Bill Hader, Max Greenfield, Ben Schwartz, Nick Offerman, Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Aziz Ansari, Wendy Schaal, Sarah Silverman, and Ken Jeong in Bob’s Burgers [FOX].

THIS GIF MOSAIC IS ACCURATE

Well, there you have it.

maleteen: my eyebrows are the source of all my power

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:51:55 -0400

maleteen:

my eyebrows are the source of all my power

theunbecomingofashadowhunter: hunkules: THAT’S SUCH A FUCKING...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:39:15 -0400

theunbecomingofashadowhunter:

hunkules:

THAT’S SUCH A FUCKING NICE SHIRT WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS LIKE I OWN THAT SHIRT AND IT’S SO COMFY AND WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE THAT IS SUCH A GOOD SHIRT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE COOOOOOL BECAUSE YOU CAN RIP A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIRT BECAUSE I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU FIGHT SOME NAZIS THEN WE CAN TALK MR SHIRT RIPPER

Just that comment

no joke, i have that shirt too and it’s the comfiest ever

hotstriderbutt: brodave: malformalady: Tree struck by...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:34:13 -0400

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

motheatendeerhead: This is what we need reported more in the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:32:49 -0400

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:28:42 -0400

zoeysugg: ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:22:26 -0400

zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

‘family friendly’ - we can’t wait to make it...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:04:13 -0400

‘family friendly’ - we can’t wait to make it total shit!

iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt: fandom-mused: please yahoo...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:44:22 -0400

iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt:

fandom-mused:

please yahoo just leave us alone. we’re happy as we are

is that moon moon

digivolves: sometimes it just be like that

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:24:13 -0400

digivolves:

sometimes it just be like that

ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:21:22 -0400

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

earthwormjesus: stabla: when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:19:42 -0400

earthwormjesus:

stabla:

when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know

my cabbages

fadeupyoursmile: thefrogman: I believe that there are a small...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:53:35 -0400

fadeupyoursmile:

thefrogman:

I believe that there are a small group of women who hate men just for being men. I believe that the textbook definition of the word misandry fits that description. I believe there are bad things that happen to men. I believe those issues should be addressed. I do not believe that a fringe group of women who hate men can be blamed for those issues.

Misandry was a dead word until recently. A group of men who feared the progress of feminism revived the word and used it to undercut the movement. They like having the power being a man provides and they don’t want to lose that. So they created a movement, found a bunch of legitimate issues that affect men, and tried to blame women for those issues. They called this misandry. It’s like conservatives using buzzwords like “death panels” to make people fear health care. They let people assume it meant Obama wanted to kill your grandma. They let their cute little phrase infect the minds of good people and convince them of falsehoods.

People are telling me that men cannot report rape without getting laughed at. They say this is misandry. It is the fault of women who hate men. But that just doesn’t make any sense to me. When I seek a logical explanation, it seems more likely that this is because men are supposed to be strong and women are supposed to be weak. And rape has been viewed as something that happens mostly to women. So if it does happen to a man, they must be weak. How did this idea of men=strong and women=weak start? I’m pretty sure it wasn’t because of misandry. It is an ancient patriarchy collapsing in on itself.

Feminism is about fighting inequality. It’s about erasing the strong/weak perception ingrained into our society. Misandry, as the term is often used today, is about trying to blame women for anything bad that happens to men.

If you want to fight to fix issues that affect men, go for it. But I would really consider distancing yourself from this term. It is used to evangelize folks into a movement that is very problematic. A group that can’t handle scrutiny of their comic books and video games, so they send death and rape threats. A group that calls women sluts and think they ask for rape if they show too much cleavage. Those are the people who coined this term, and you should want nothing to do with them or their language.

Text posts that actually made me say “wow” out loud.

just in case you needed another reason to not buy their...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:45:39 -0400

just in case you needed another reason to not buy their overpriced, unimaginative shit

thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat...

Wed, 08 May 2013 03:03:04 -0400

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

shutupmerlin: ‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE...

Wed, 08 May 2013 03:02:36 -0400

shutupmerlin:

‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.

"Give the reward to the girls, I got a paycheck."

Wed, 08 May 2013 03:00:53 -0400

“Give the reward to the girls, I got a paycheck.”

- Charles Ramsey on Anderson Cooper

(via neekcooper)

omg I could cry

(via queennubian)

And they want to make fun of this man.

Those with the least stay givin the most.

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a true american hero