May 2012
when boys wear mesh shorts:
when boys wear sweat pants:
me in either of these situations:
well, my lungs are still pretty shot but the doctor’s visit went way better than expected. they gave me a steroid shot and some hardcore antibiotics. i may have to go back for a chest x-ray in a few days but we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. that means i can’t drink, which is probably a good thing because i’ve been hitting the bottle really hard lately. however, my lungs aren’t quite up to the task of smoking, and i don’t wanna take any more valium than necessary.
should i make some cannabis butter?
REAL women have retractable claws and communicate by echolocation
This test that has been floating around →
hypnoid.com
aportraitoftheartist-asayoungfan:
Is probably the singularly most unsettling thing to ever exist on the internet
You feel that you are not receiving the proper amount of respect or satisfaction from life and this is causing you to become ever more irritable. Sudden anger is likely that can be unrelated to the matter at hand. There is a feeling that your friends and lovers should be more sympathetic to your problems, which can leave you feeling that your emotions are backing up and causing long term unhappiness.
An unsatisfying relationship is troubling you, due in all likelihood to a perceived lack of appreciation, or acknowledgement from superiors or loved ones. Questioning this judgement has lead to a modicum of introversion. You feel that you need assistance from others to repair the situation but are afraid that too much compromise will be seen as weakness. If this situation continues, you may feel the need to break away and redefine your own individuality.
“You are expecting too much from the world and this lack is expressing itself in frustration and dismay. Often there will be a distinct problem with a loved one caused by unrealistic expectations of perfection. If this is the case, then there may be sexual problems caused by this lack of understanding or empathy.
You feel helpless and agitated. Feelings of incipient loss may have lead you to a state of nervous collapse or to overwhelming feelings of resentment. In all likelihood the problems that you are encountering have left you without the mental clarity to view them objectively. An immediate threat is seen upon the horizon and a sense of hopeless exhaustion will result unless the stress can be relieved through relaxed contemplation.”
I don’t believe in this kind of stuff. It’s crap.
But I did it anyway and the test freaked me out so much that I literally feel sick to my stomach.
And the results were so spot-on that I refuse to even post them.
What the fuck.
A lack of confidence is evident, most likely due to a sense that you may not achieve your immediate goals, whether professional or romantic. You are in a delicate state, having extended yourself into a new realm of experience, one which has not yet proven itself to be successful. A need for calm surroundings in which to strive for success is apparent.
An unsatisfying relationship is troubling you, due in all likelihood to a perceived lack of appreciation, or acknowledgement from superiors or loved ones. Questioning this judgement has lead to a modicum of introversion. You feel that you need assistance from others to repair the situation but are afraid that too much compromise will be seen as weakness. If this situation continues, you may feel the need to break away and redefine your own individuality.
well then. that’s eerily accurate.
April 2012
I still haven’t managed to cure myself so I’m going to the doctor in awhile.
The same doctor that refused to prescribe me ibuprofen and told me to take Aleve without even looking at my x-rays. Turns out there were 2 additional fractures that he could have detected back then. Needless to say, I have a grudge.
I’m also suspicious that he’s one of those doctors that’s going to tell me to lose 10 lbs instead of making sure my lungs aren’t slowly filling with fluid. Sigh. At least if he acts like an ass again I can see my regular doctor tomorrow. I’m just anxious and angry that I have to be anxious about getting fucking medical care.
“Do your skinny jeans fit? Is your skin glowing? Are you retaining water? I didn’t just ask that, because I don’t give a crap. Don’t tell me your goal, current, or ideal weight, your set point, how much you have lost or gained or that you’ve reached a plateau. You’re worse than boring me. You’re torturing me. I am desperate for a new conversation.”
—
Fallen Princess: Please Stop Talking About Your Diet
Yes. Yes YES. and a Million TIMES YES.
Please read the entire thing. She nails it.
NOTE: For me, this is not about what people write on their own blogs about what is important to them and personal, because I’m fine with that, I don’t have to follow you, I don’t have to read it.
For me this pertains to “friendly conversation” in which everyone from my co-workers, family members to perfect strangers chatting on the bus feel entitled to talk about their diets, ask about my body or my diet and discuss “diet tips” as a hobby. And the constant noise of it on tv. And magazines. As something that people (especially women) are supposed to care about and do as a “thing” regardless of the size or shape of their own actual body or health.
(via listofnow)
Hate to break it to you
But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person.
Like, without question. Just a total shithead.
uh.
oh.
Who’s coming to the tasty BBQ in hell?
oh tommy
you’re such an adorable fucking moron
like a retarded dog that bites peoples ankles and then shits itself in utter rage
oh and btw
ok i’m half drunk and i’m gonna bring some truth to this bitch
assuming all meat is factory farmed, full of hormones and bad for you is fucking terrible for the local economy and for the ecosystem
if you buy your meat from a sustainable, clean, humane source you are actually helping the species
you are providing small farmers with the demand as well as the cash to buy and raise breeds of animals that would otherwise go extinct (don’t believe me? read Storey’s guide to chicken raising)
otherwise, we’d ALL be stuck eating less nutritious, overbred generic breeds. not good for us, not good for animals. they like mating among different breeds because they aren’t racist fucks
listen, if you don’t WANT to eat meat, nobody is forcing you. i personally don’t really like it but i cannot deny that supporting local farms is good for the ecosystem of our region as a whole. for example: did you know that true free range, grass fed chickens and turkeys drastically reduce the number of deer ticks in a given area? that means a much lower chance of any other creature in that area contracting lyme disease. YAAAAY FOR NO LYME DISEASE
so if you’re shallow minded enough to think that ALL MEAT BAD PEOPLE SUBSIST ON GROUND GROWING THINGS, you need a goddamned reality check
not to mention there are a lot of people who need some meat to stay healthy. yes, you can die from anemia. shut the fuck up if you think you know better than the majority of doctors who spend years studying this.
human beings were meant to consume animal products. PERIOD. whether you choose to or not is your business and i will certainly not shame you for making a healthy, environmentally conscious decision to reduce or eliminate your meat consumption. but if you don’t stop categorizing all people who don’t think and eat like you as some sort of blood crazed cult, i will send our scary ass rooster to your house and he will claw out your eyeballs with his talon of doom.
just sayin
TAKEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEE
TAKE ON ME
TAKEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
TAKE ON ME
I’LLLLLLLLL
BEEEEEEEE
GONEEEEEEEE
IN A DAY OR
TWOOOOOOOO
“
Femme is about being a babe inside of your own brain.
It’s about feeling like you are taking care of you.
It’s about knowing that you have assembled a team of experts – friends, partners, chosen family, lovers, mentors – to go through your life with. People who will see you the way you see you, and who aren’t afraid to set you to rights when you need a talking to.
Femme is about trusting your own conceptions of beauty, power, pleasure, and generosity.
If “femininity” is defined according to (sexist!) social expectations and separated entirely from “masculinity,” then Femme is looking over its shoulder and laughing at all those rules.
” —-On Being a Babe Inside Your Own Brain @ BOSSY FEMME.COM (via chubby-bunnies)people who like AND reblog your posts
Babymakin Mixtape by Dj Devarock
Dj Devarock
A Babymaker Mixtape.
Playlist:
1. Scratches - Audio Push
2. Nobody - Keith Sweat
3. Foreplay - Chris Brown
4. Feelin On Your Booty - R. Kelly
5. End Of The Night - Bei Maejor
6. Sweat - Audio Push Ft. Ty$
7. Neighbors Know My Name - Trey Songz
8. Lets Make a Movie - Twista Ft. Chris Brown
9. Pregnant (Remix) - Chris Brown Ft. Tyrese & R. Kelly
10. Take You Down - Chris Brown
11. Bump N’ Grind - R. Kelly
12. Holla If You Need Me - Trey Songz
13. Falsetto - The Dream
14. Grind With Me - Pretty Ricky
15. Bed - J. Holiday
16. Motivation - Kelly Rowland Ft. Lil Wayne
17. Sex With You - Marques Houston
18. Makin Good Love - Avant
19. Pony - Ginuwine
20. Take It Off - Lloyd Ft. J. Holiday
21. Read Your Mind - Avant
22. Lay It Down - Lloyd
23. Our First Time - Bruno Mars
24. No BullShit (Dondria Remix) - Chris Brown
25. How To Fuck - Pleasure P
26. Ignition (Remix) - R. Kelly
MMM.
“Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.”
—
Ryan Gosling (via adayinthelesbianlife)
and pizza
