Deadly Vanilla Sunshine

Gammell illustrations from ‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’.

(Source: vespertinavi, via pooniepants)

fat-feminist:

literallysame:

what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

oh my god 

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”

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penis-hilton:

literally everyone on this website

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nowpresentinganna:

Arnold Schwarzenegger on the day he received his U.S. citizenship

nowpresentinganna:

Arnold Schwarzenegger on the day he received his U.S. citizenship

(via thatsamexicanjoke)

omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine


GOD FUCKING DAMMIT





not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

omgphantastic:

cooldadmemes:

dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

(Source: obamas-princess, via thatsamexicanjoke)

spookbot:

i just found out my (female) cousin has a girlfriend

i wish i could message her like

but if YOU’RE the gay cousin

and I’M the gay cousin

THEN WHO’S DRIVING THE CAR???

(via fastforwardpauseplay)